House of Griffinwhore

When I think I’ve failed a test

but if my friends got F’s

“Is he hot?”

“He’s got a great personality…”

When someone claims that they are BFFs with my BFF

Whenever the tv remote isn’t working

Watching the Opening Ceremony

I was all excited like

Then when I watched it I was like

BUT WHEN JK ROWLING CAME ON

When I see this

All I can think is 

When someone wakes me up from my nap

When my speech is “indecipherable”

my friends are like

but my best friends are like

When I see a hot guy at a party

I imagine it perfectly like

but if I’m drunk it ends like

Who doesn’t love puppies?!